May 2013
aye one time i owed the library like 400 dollas...
niggaimdeadass:
it was the summer of 7th grade going to 8th
a nigga was stressed and depressed
walking home like
“how the fuck did i manage to do this to myself”
on the brink of tears everyday scared to tell my mom
luckily they had this program
“read away your fees” or some shit like that
every half an hour you sat in the library and read it took 2 dollars off
my niggas.
my...
wordswordsworlds:
Those moments where you desperately want to say something but your mind just
gardencherub:
what doesn’t kill you
leaves scars
ruins your lungs
dries out all your tears
leaves you lying awake at 4 in the morning
wishing you weren’t alive
thdoctor:
does anyone else see “omg” and not even think “oh my god” anymore like i swear it’s just lost its ability to be an abbreviation and become a completely separate entity expressing astonishment
shutupaubrey:
team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”
meanwhile in twitter…
moments later…
yourbones:
somegirlnamedkaitlyn:
My dog understands the word “No,” so how are you going to tell me teenage boys don’t know the difference between rape and consent?
Nailed it.
mcsnuggie:
true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
snarg:
truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like
pizza:
how many times is it appropriate to say ‘what’ before you nod and smile because you still didn’t hear what they said
connuh:
“i’m tired” more like im depressed and sad and wanna sleep for the rest of my life
grapefruitshampoo:
crumpetmarypoppinstea:
twiliprincess:
is it bad that i’ve
watched hair tutorials for girls as future reference
for when i have daughters
because i want to be the kind of dad that knows how to do his daughter’s hair
this is the cutest thing I have ever read omg
tumblr user twiliprincess will be the best dad ever
lordcaliborn:
i feel really bad when people screw up in the olympics like
no
no let them do it again i’m sure they can do it right if they tried again oh no
heaven-if-there-is-one:
m-i-s-e-r-e-r-e:
r-i-v-e-r-s-of-r-e-b-e-l-l-i-o-n:
I’m kind of caught in this endless dilemma between dancing, singing and genocide
there has never been a better time to use this gif
lndoors:
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Zodiac Expression of Nerves
♈ Aries: Hyperactivity, headaches, impulsivity, recklessness, hostility, frustration, confrontation, restlessness, rapid speech, over thinking, displays of vulnerability and need for reassurance, inability to complete minor tasks
♉ Taurus: Reservation; they will dissociate into their own worlds and be untouchable, binge eating, compulsivity (cleaning, organizing, hand washing), silence; anxiety will come in waves for Taurus and be sustained for a long period, sore throat, 'blank' mindedness
♊ Gemini: Giggling, restlessness, rapid speech, talkativeness, tremors, hyperactivity, distractibility, racing thoughts, insomnia, inability to stay focused on and complete even minor tasks, loud and more talkative inner monologue, chest/lung discomfort
♋ Cancer: Teariness, catastrophized thinking, imagination worst case scenarios, inability to stop distressing thoughts and inner monologue, drifting off/inability to focus, food cravings, isolation but co-current feelings of neediness and reassurance, stomach cramps and nausea
♌ Leo: Frustration, hostility, catastrophizing (imagining and living worst case scenarios) martyrdom, impulsivity, binge eating/drinking, they tend to go out of their way to help and do things for other people/keep busy in service, back pain, somatic troubles
♍ Virgo: Digestive upset, restlessness, repetitive movements (hair twirling, counting) tremor, rapid thinking, withdrawal into isolated 'bubble', compulsive tasks (cleaning, organizing), need to keep busy and distracted may pace back and forth
♎ Libra: Unusual quietness, increased needs for re assurance, stomach upset, restlessness, distractibility, insomnia, negative inner monologue, catastrophized imagination, repetitive hand motions, inability to explain themselves or say they are unwell
♏ Scorpio: Increased need for control, hostility, violent frustration (wall kicking, throwing objects), irrationality, increased obsessiveness - they may spend hours and hours focused on one task almost manically, rejection of others though frustration they are not 'there', flashbacks
♐ Sagittarius: Increased vocal volume, higher impulsivity, hostility, hyperactivity - they are liable to go out running or try to repress it physically, substance use, rapid thoughts, recklessness, giggling, distractible, back pain
♑ Capricorn: Tension, overwhelming feelings of butterflies and nerves inside especially in their stomachs although they remain composed externally. Over thinking and inability to distract themselves from worst case scenario, hostility, isolation, tendency to take on more work shifts or responsibilities
♒ Aquarius: Talkativeness, rapid speech, over thinking, restlessness, insomnia, confusion; Aquarians will feel anxious or nervous yet have little insight into why they feel this way or what is causing it, their minds and emotional responses are not connected, back pain
♓ Pisces: Teariness, catastrophized thinking, inability to distract or change thought patterns, flashbacks, hysteria, chest discomfort, digestive upset/nausea, irrationality, distressing inner monologue, substance use, increased need for assurance
“Most people do not listen with the intent to understand; they listen with the...”
– Stephen R. Covey (via perfect)
ohshititsgreg:
If your name is Frank an you don’t use the opportunity to say “let me be frank with you” every day then you are truly dead to me
nippled:
people that regularly go to sleep before 10 pm
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how
arachnids8rip:
fuckheaded:
Clearly she wears those short skirts and skimpy tank tops because she wants the d. and by d I mean vitamin d. she wants to soak up as much sun as she can. because revealing clothes are not an invitation for sex u prick
and the award for unexpected turns goes to
aboutexhaleprivilege:
gothicwoadie:
dietchola:
those black girls who wear 74027 things of jewelry so they sound like a walking maracca
ah yes, those black girls that do that. the girls that do that that are black. thank you for specifying the race of the girls that wear the jewelery. the black ones
Someone making a white girls joke:
Someone making a black girls joke:
I wish I grew up in the 50's.
alextimmons:
platonicteamugs:
summerliketheseason:
make-sweetlove:
Classy women.
Guys being gentlemen.
cute ass relationships.
Racism
Sexism
Homophobia
Illness
Segregation
Cold War
Constant threat of nuclear war
But I mean the vintage bombshelters are sooo totally cute
WHY IS THAT NOT A REAL BOOK
